Postby etf » Wed Mar 20, 2024 3:18 pm
By johnthegood
20th Mar 2024 12:32
Dear Jim,
Your P45 will be sent to you in the post, if you do not receive it please first allow at least 18 months for it to arrive, we need to tell you that chasing us for it will create further delays, did you also know that you can do everything online anyway.
If you have properly authorised an agent to handle your affairs please also be aware that it is more then likely they will never be sent any useful information when we mistakenly amend your Self Assessment return, this will cause them an incredible amount of time and stress, as well as costing you more in fees, which is just the way we like it.
Finally we take this opportunity to thank you for not yet successfully implementing the Making [***] look Delicious project, we view this as a great success and your ability to push on through, carrying on regardless and denying all the facts that everyone else can see will be our guiding principle as we continue to insist that [***] does indeed look delicious.
Yours Faithfully
The Robot that you have been replaced with.